MC Hammer's Got Nothin' On This:

I love the Punjabi Power Ranger look. For those that don't know, these are some serious 'Misheard Lyrics' right here, its a YouTube classic. If you got through that in one piece, I dare you to listen to this for 2 minutes and not be humming the tune in your head for the rest of the day.
I also dare you to pull out dance moves from either video at your next party.









Seriously think Justin Bieber, but if he was Punjabi. 

Poems: New Day

Everyday is turned around, it's become so hectic, 

The blocks of my life rearrange and disappear more than a game of Hexic,

Now all I hear are her screams inside my head,

She quite literally put this relationship to bed,

Seems like everyone is caught in the middle, 

This isn’t a joke but I can't help but trying to answer this riddle,

Why did she leave and do what she did, was it all my fault,

Regardless this relationship  has come to a halt,

It's a problem that feels as if it will never be solved,                           

Here I go out the door as she watches it revolve, 

Life will never be the same,

Everything I had, I gave, it was all hers to claim,

But if I was better,

Would I still be with her,

Having thrown it all away, 

It's impossible for me to look forward to tomorrow, today.

But when she took that final test,

She made a failure out of me, and now this story will forever be laid to rest, 

Despite it all I still wish her nothing but the best.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! Not to be overly dramatic, but in a world where we're often reminded of everything we don't have and everything we are not, it's nice to give thanks and remember all the things we do have, like our family, friends, health, home, consistent supply of food and the abundance of everything else in our lives.
Have a good one!

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Really, 46 million views later and I just caught on now? Whatever. I blame pre-pubescent teens for my seemingly out of tune-ish pop culture references, their lack of attention span doesn't keep anyone in the spotlight for more than 15 seconds let along 15 minutes (hopefully they enjoy it while it lasts, that means you Justin Bieber). With that I bring you Fred. You wanna take a course or lesson in branding one-self, take it from this degenerate.  The former all time subscribed to and viewed channel on Youtube - now third - has done his best impression of Mark Zukerberg by taking the internet by storm and fucking over his cousins (at least they're family, they'll understand right?) along the way. Fred is supposed to be a 6 year old, with a dysfunctional home life and anger management problems. As I alluded to earlier, the channel Fred was initially started with his cousins as JKL Productions until they got popular, then Lucas Cruikshank, the 'actor' that plays Fred, bought the channel 'Fred' from YouTube and dumped his cousins. Now he's making appearances on iCarly, Hannah Montana, made his own album, and just today, released a straight to DVD movie that also aired on Nikelodeon. Yeah being a bit creepy and weird sure isn't as uncool as it used to be.



Holy Asian Kids, Batman!
TimothyDeLaGhetto2. Nigahiga. What do these random assemblages of pronouns, nouns and numbers have in common. Combined they have a staggering amount of hits/fans via YouTube. The most impressive thing about these 2 as far as I'm concerned, just happen to be not their insanely intense following of their movies, skits, and music parodies (noted here and here) but they're insanely hot bitches. De La Ghetto is apparently the most subscribed to 'rapper' with almost 6 hundred thousand subscribers, for reference, Justin Bieber's official Vevo account has 3 hundred thousand. He's now working on the first ever, first to YouTube movie. Highschool did suck. Also for the Twi-hards. And finally, in light of the Social Network hitting theatres, here's his take on FB.
Nigahiga on the other hand, is the most subscribed to channel ever, and while some of his stuff is funny, I don't see the huge appeal.  A whole bunch of his stuff revolved around making fun of songs but were removed due to copyright infringement. He doesn't appear to be doing as well as the other 2 I've mentioned but I respect that he's actually going to school for filmography and will look to do his thing professionally with actual, ya know...credentials and stuff. This is pretty much what he does and speaking of the Biebes, this sorta sums up what I think about him too.